9 Hottest Cuban Women

Attention, Che Guevara-image-festooned hipsters: you have a new kitschy enemy of the state to rock on an overpriced T-shirt. Yes, the grandaddy of doddering despots, Fidel Castro, was finally back in the news today after members of the Black Congressional Caucus met with him in Havana, and he’s a far cry from Senor Fuck The USA.

He’s eager to help Obama, and we’re eager for him to open up his borders so we can enjoy his country’s greatest export: the women. While we wait for trade relations to normalize so we can commence carnal relations, we’re happy to tide you over with this week’s geography lesson. Check Cuba’s 9 hottest women below.